Friday, November 19, 2004

Need A Laugh...this Is Great! HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend,or significant other during those certain "times in the month", during pregnancy...OR during the dieting phase of contest prep:))

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
(If dieting for a show; I'll make you some egg whites;)

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
(If dieting for a show...I'll make you some egg whites;)

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
(If dieting for a show...I'll steam you some chicken dear:-)

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there is a lot of chicken left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
(If dieting for a show...I'll do your cardio for you;-)

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
(If dieting for a show...Do you need a massage:-)

I hope you all enjoyed that!! There are a bunch of comparison shots of me and another bodybuilder in my members journal..very interresting...she's competing at Nationals this weekend....can you guess who she is?? The photos in my members journal are from 20 weeks out:)